Q: What do you call a thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start
Q: What's the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks before the snake.
Q: What's the difference between a woman lawyer and a pit bull?
A: Lipstick
Q: What's brown and black and looks really good on a lawyer?
A: A Rottweiler
Q: What do you call 25 lawyers up to their necks in cement?
A: Not enough cement.
Q: How do you get a lawyer down from a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
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