Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

hen · Dec 1, 2024

Swedish metal band Gost. " Looks like Satan, sounds like ABBA!

Archer · Dec 2, 2024

A priest is placing prayer books in pews when a man with no arms walks into the church. The priest asks if he needs any help and man says his lifelong dream is to ring the bell of this church. The priest is skeptical since the man has no arms but man assures him has figured out a way to do it, and if they can go up the steeple he can demonstrate.

They proceed to climb the long flight of winding stairs up the steeple and the man stands in front of the bell, tilts his upper body back, and with all his might slams his face into the bell. The bell makes a loud bong noise, swings away from the man, then swings back hitting the man in the face again, sending him tumbling off the steeple to the cobblestones below. The priest runs down the stairs in a panic to the man on the street who is clearly dead.

A small crowd had gathered and someone in the crowd asks the priest “Father do you know this man?” The priest responds “Not really, but his face rings a bell”

redpcar · Dec 2, 2024

Apologies............if it has already been posted but it is Christmas time.

Tony C. · Dec 2, 2024

STANDY · Dec 2, 2024

redpcar
Apologies............if it has already been posted but it is Christmas time.

Makes me laugh as at work they are waiting to put a tree up…but the tree missed the required “Test and Tag” as it was in a storage room.
It’s prohibited from being plugged in and “Tagged out” 😂🤣😂🤣

Pastorbottle · Dec 2, 2024

STANDY
Makes me laugh as at work they are waiting to put a tree up…but the tree missed the required “Test and Tag” as it was in a storage room.
It’s prohibited from being plugged in and “Tagged out” 😂🤣😂🤣

Well done! For once the OH&S numpties have done everyone a favour!