Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

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A man is walking in a field when he notices a guy adrift in a hot-air balloon with no fuel. Balloon guy shouts down, “A little help here?”

The man on the ground looks up and shouts, “You are in a hot-air balloon with no fuel. You’re about 20 feet off the ground, travelling north at roughly walking pace.”

The guy in the balloon shouts, “Are you an engineer?”

“Yes, how did you know?”

“Well, everything you told me is factually accurate, but it doesn’t do me any good.”

The engineer on the ground considers this and then shouts back, “Are you in management?”

“Yes, how did you know?”

“You were in this predicament before I got here. I haven’t done anything, and now it’s my fault.”