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·An elderly man walks into a doctor’s crowded waiting room, and walks up to the receptionist:
“What are you here for,” she says.
“I’m having a problem with my dick,” he replies.
The receptionist became clearly irritated. “By being so tactless with that response, you’ve embarrassed many in the waiting area. In the future, you should just say, ‘I’m having a problem with my ear,’ and give the doctor the details when you see him.”
“Well,” he said. “You did ask.” But seeing that everyone was staring at him, he told the receptionist he’d return later that afternoon.
A few hours had elapsed, and he came back and walked up to the receptionist again.
“What are you here for today?” she asked.
The man replied, “I’m having a problem with my ear.”
With a knowing smile, the receptionist asked, “And what problem are you having?”
“I can’t piss out of it,” he said.
“What are you here for,” she says.
“I’m having a problem with my dick,” he replies.
The receptionist became clearly irritated. “By being so tactless with that response, you’ve embarrassed many in the waiting area. In the future, you should just say, ‘I’m having a problem with my ear,’ and give the doctor the details when you see him.”
“Well,” he said. “You did ask.” But seeing that everyone was staring at him, he told the receptionist he’d return later that afternoon.
A few hours had elapsed, and he came back and walked up to the receptionist again.
“What are you here for today?” she asked.
The man replied, “I’m having a problem with my ear.”
With a knowing smile, the receptionist asked, “And what problem are you having?”
“I can’t piss out of it,” he said.
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