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  1. Wryfox Mar 21, 2023

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    If you know Hulk Hogan...:D

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  2. Omegafanman Mar 21, 2023

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    Riding lessons……
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  3. Tony C. Ωf Jury member Mar 21, 2023

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  4. SpeedyPhill Founder Of Aussie Cricket Blog Mark Waugh Universe Mar 22, 2023

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  5. M'Bob Mar 22, 2023

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    A man is waiting patiently for the doctor in a medical exam room, when she finally enters, obviously overbooked, and harried.

    Abruptly, she asks, “Okay, what seems to be the problem?”

    The man’s says, “I have an itchy discharge.”

    The doctor says, “Pull down your pants and let’s have a look.”

    So the man complies, and the doctor examines his testicles, and his penis, stroking it a few times to elicit any findings. She says, “Your exam is normal. Have you had symptoms recently?”

    The man replies, “Yes, just this morning in fact. There was a small stain on my pillow from the left ear…”
     
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  6. Wryfox Mar 22, 2023

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  8. Wryfox Mar 23, 2023

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  11. M'Bob Mar 23, 2023

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    Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
     
  12. Tony C. Ωf Jury member Mar 23, 2023

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  14. Duracuir1 Never Used A Kodak Mar 23, 2023

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    Take your kid to work day… F3B5166F-25B2-4E27-9295-8755E774E13B.jpeg
     
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  15. Omegafanman Mar 23, 2023

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    You might say that… I could not possibly comment….
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  16. Wryfox Mar 23, 2023

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    Yes, there IS a difference between male and female drivers......

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  17. Wryfox Mar 23, 2023

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  18. lindo Mar 23, 2023

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    This is not a joke, but it does have a good punchline.



    A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in
    front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large
    and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.
    He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

    So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into
    the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas
    between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

    The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.
    Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar
    was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes."

    The professor then produced two cans of beer from under the table and
    poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space
    between the sand. The students laughed.

    "Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to
    recognise that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the
    important things -- your family, your children, your health, your
    friends, your favourite passions, things that if everything else was lost
    and only they remained, your life would still be full."

    "The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house,
    your car. The sand is everything else -- the small stuff."

    "If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no
    room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you
    spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for
    the things that are important to you".

    "Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play
    with the kids. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to
    dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house,
    and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first, the things that
    really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

    One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer represented.

    The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked," he said. "It just goes to
    show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for
    a couple of beers."
     
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  19. JimInOz Melbourne Australia Mar 24, 2023

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  20. Tony C. Ωf Jury member Mar 24, 2023

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    It's a joke, for sure, but the potential ramifications are anything but funny...

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