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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

M'Bob
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Historically accurate?

(It's a hornets nest...seriously)

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Meaning?

1) Didn’t care much for pants?

2) Unexpectedly confronted the husband of the woman he was cheating with outside their home, and tried to look innocent?

2) Not Jewish?
 
Duracuir1
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I changed my clock to standard time last Fall. I am happy with my work.

Tomorrow we can use the original markers again without the need to move the hands.

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Paedipod
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Duracuir1 Duracuir1
I changed my clock to standard time last Fall. I am happy with my work.

Tomorrow we can use the original markers again without the need to move the hands.

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Omegafanman
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A friends husband sadly died while they were on holiday in the holy land.
She was told it would be £10,000 to fly the body back to the UK but said money was no object.
They explained he could be buried there in the holiest ground for only £200 but she insisted.
I told her that her dedication to bringing him back was inspiring, and their love must have been very strong.
She said ‘’no…. It just I know People have been buried there and rose from the dead…. I just don’t want to take any chances’’ ::rimshot::
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blufinz52
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What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
 
Omegafanman
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Duracuir1 Duracuir1
I changed my clock to standard time last Fall. I am happy with my work.

Tomorrow we can use the original markers again without the need to move the hands.

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You had it easy…. Imagine having to do this twice a year….
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