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  1. M'Bob Mar 11, 2023

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    Meaning?

    1) Didn’t care much for pants?

    2) Unexpectedly confronted the husband of the woman he was cheating with outside their home, and tried to look innocent?

    2) Not Jewish?
     
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  2. Duracuir1 Never Used A Kodak Mar 11, 2023

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    I changed my clock to standard time last Fall. I am happy with my work.

    Tomorrow we can use the original markers again without the need to move the hands.

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  3. Tony C. Ωf Jury member Mar 11, 2023

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  4. Wryfox Mar 11, 2023

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  6. SC1 Mar 12, 2023

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  7. Paedipod Mar 12, 2023

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    Hmm image.jpg
     
  8. SC1 Mar 12, 2023

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  11. Wryfox Mar 12, 2023

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  12. Omegafanman Mar 13, 2023

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    A friends husband sadly died while they were on holiday in the holy land.
    She was told it would be £10,000 to fly the body back to the UK but said money was no object.
    They explained he could be buried there in the holiest ground for only £200 but she insisted.
    I told her that her dedication to bringing him back was inspiring, and their love must have been very strong.
    She said ‘’no…. It just I know People have been buried there and rose from the dead…. I just don’t want to take any chances’’ ::rimshot::
     
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  13. Duracuir1 Never Used A Kodak Mar 13, 2023

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  14. Wryfox Mar 13, 2023

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  15. blufinz52 Hears dead people, not watch rotors. Mar 13, 2023

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    What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
    A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
     
  16. M'Bob Mar 14, 2023

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  17. Omegafanman Mar 14, 2023

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    You had it easy…. Imagine having to do this twice a year….
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  18. SC1 Mar 14, 2023

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  20. fiberguy Mar 16, 2023

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    :)
     
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