Two Rednecks In A Pickup Truck Drove To A Lumber Yard.
One Of Them Walked Into The Office And Said, “I Need Some Four-By-Twos.”
“You Must Mean Two-By-Fours,” The Clerk Suggested.
The Fellow Stared Blankly For A Minute.
“I’ll Go Check,” He Said, Heading Back To The Truck.
When He Returned, He Said, “Yeah, I Meant Two-By-Fours.” “
OK, How Long Do You Want Them?”
The Customer Stared Blankly Again. “I’d Better Go Check.”
After A Lengthy Discussion At The Truck, He Returned To The Office.
“A Long Time,” He Replied. “We’re Building A House.”