Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

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Trust your doctor, even though his place of work is a practice
 
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Tots? they're called potato gems here in Oz (at least the good ones: Birdseye brand) the cheaper knockoffs are sold as jewels
 
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Tater tots over here. Or just tots for short.
Ya learn something new everyday! I've heard them mentioned in passing on US TV shows but never knew what they were referring to
 
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Pear (pair) of tots -- is it to entice clergyman to apply for a job at a new church?
 
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A nurse walks into a bank to deposit her pay check. She reaches into her purse to pull out a pen to sign her check. To her dismay, she pulls out a rectal thermometer.


In frustration, she throws her arms up and shouts, "Oh, great! Some a**hole has my pen!