Shocking news from the set of the UK I 'm a celebrity Jungle challenge programme. Boy George has received a nasty bite from a Lizard. The producers now regret not using a calmer chameleon...... .
They always say animals are more scared of you than you are of them.... so did it really want to hurt him... did it really want to make him cry? :0)
An old man goes to a mall, and stops at the food court to grab some lunch. He sits down next to a teenager with spiky hair in all colors of the rainbow. He can’t help but repeatedly stare at the boy. Finally, the kid has had enough: “What’s the matter old man - jealous cuz you never done anything wild in your life?” The old man says, “As a matter of fact, I once got drunk and fucked a Peacock; I was wondering if you were my son…”
"Sometimes I feel like my girlfriend and I don’t speak the same language," Joe told his two buddies Tony and Sam as they sat at the local bar. "I say we have a “long distance relationship. He took another sip of his beer and continued, "She says I have a “restraining order.” "Yeah," signed Sam, "I feel you mate. My girlfriend and I numerically disagree. I'm Real and she's Imaginary... It's Complex!" "Sorry to hear it guys," said Tony. "My partner and I get along quite well. In fact," he continued proudly,"just this morning she said I'm a well-endowed sex machine!" Snickering, Sam piped in, "Yeah, I've actually heard her say that. I believe her exact words were... "Tony, you're a giant fucking tool!"
