Man on a plane sees that his seatmate has a black eye and asks how it happened. "Oh the silliest thing... the ticket agent happened to have a magnificent bosom, and though I meant to ask for a ticket to Pittsburgh, it came out as "a picket to Titsburgh," so she socked me in the eye. First man says what a coincidence - practically the same exact thing happened to me at breakfast with the wife last week. I meant to say "honey, would you please pass the salt?", but what came out was "Bitch! You've ruined my life!"