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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

  1. Tony C. Ω 2

    Tony C. Ωf Jury member Apr 23, 2022

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  2. Engee

    Engee Apr 23, 2022

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    I hate Matryoshka dolls.

    They’re so full of themselves.
     
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  3. M'Bob Ω 2

    M'Bob Apr 24, 2022

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    16. We have no crabs in the science lab.

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  4. hmmmcamu

    hmmmcamu Apr 24, 2022

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  5. M'Bob Ω 2

    M'Bob Apr 25, 2022

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  6. Archer Ω 2

    Archer Omega Qualified Watchmaker Apr 25, 2022

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    Pretty sure that sign is one I've passed many times - on the highway 401 just coming out of Windsor, Ontario...

    BTW at 50 over, you get your car impounded for 14 days (no matter who owns the car), an immediate 30 day license suspension, and a possible fine between $2k and $10k (not counting the 25% crime victim surcharge).

    So the best value is actually 149 km/hr...:)
     
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  7. NoName

    NoName Apr 25, 2022

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    But USA does not count with km/h but with mph
     
  8. Archer Ω 2

    Archer Omega Qualified Watchmaker Apr 25, 2022

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    Yes, I know, I've been there...
     
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  9. Wryfox

    Wryfox Apr 25, 2022

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  10. Tony C. Ω 2

    Tony C. Ωf Jury member Apr 25, 2022

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  11. lindo Ω 1

    lindo Apr 25, 2022

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  12. M'Bob Ω 2

    M'Bob Apr 26, 2022

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  13. JimInOz Ω 2

    JimInOz Melbourne Australia Apr 26, 2022

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  14. M'Bob Ω 2

    M'Bob Apr 26, 2022

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    Who says service isn’t what it used to be?

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  15. hmmmcamu

    hmmmcamu Apr 26, 2022

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  16. Canuck Ω 1

    Canuck Apr 26, 2022

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    I ain’t got nuthin’ to hide!
     
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  17. M'Bob Ω 2

    M'Bob Apr 26, 2022

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    “Hey, why do you keep the temperature in here so cold?”
     
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  18. Longbow

    Longbow Apr 26, 2022

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    “Is dis de right queue for de Pink Panter Show?”
     
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  19. Tony C. Ω 2

    Tony C. Ωf Jury member Apr 26, 2022

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    "If the alarm goes off when I walk through, it's because I have balls of steel."
     
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  20. bombaywalla

    bombaywalla Apr 26, 2022

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    here's another one.................
     
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