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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D
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I guess that is his ‘briefs’ case he is holding.
Customs will pay close attention to him as there has been a lot of budgie smuggling …especially from Australia
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M'Bob
·You've seen the commercials - “An erection lasting more than four hours....” But what really happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting more than four hours?
I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman I was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist, as she and her sister owned the store, and there were no male employees. She then asked if she could help me. I said that I would prefer to speak to a male pharmacist. The lady pharmacist assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.
I reluctantly agreed and began by saying: “This is tough for me to discuss, but I get erections every day that last for more than four hours. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment and I was wondering what you could give me for it?”
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, “We discussed it at length
and this is the absolute best we can do:
...1/3 ownership in the store,
...a company pickup truck,
...a king size bed, and
...$3,000 a month in living expenses."
I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman I was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist, as she and her sister owned the store, and there were no male employees. She then asked if she could help me. I said that I would prefer to speak to a male pharmacist. The lady pharmacist assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.
I reluctantly agreed and began by saying: “This is tough for me to discuss, but I get erections every day that last for more than four hours. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment and I was wondering what you could give me for it?”
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, “We discussed it at length
and this is the absolute best we can do:
...1/3 ownership in the store,
...a company pickup truck,
...a king size bed, and
...$3,000 a month in living expenses."
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·What happened that this became a feature of a toilet?
