Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

NoName · Apr 20, 2022

The rabbit was chilling under a tree and smoking some marihuana!
The monkey passes and ask him:

- Monkey : Hey rabbit what are you doing?
-Rabbit : Chilling man,smoking some marihuana and fυcking the lion!

The monkey was so surpised from that sentence!
After a while the bear passes and ask the rabbit!

-Bear : Rabbit,what are you doing man?
-Rabbit : Smoking some shit bro and fυcking the lion!!

The bear was as surprised as the monkey was.
Soon the word spread that the rabbit is fυcking the lion and got at the ears of the lion!

THe lion angry goes where the rabbit was and ask him.

-Lion: Hey rabbit,what are you doing there?
-Rabbit : I am chilling under this tree man,Smoking some marihuana and talking bullshit!!

hmmmcamu · Apr 20, 2022

" DAWG da Cat " .... caught on hidden camera doing research while his humans are at work ...

Chapter 11 section 8 on ....
How to train ur Human

wsfarrell · Apr 20, 2022

Tony C. · Apr 20, 2022

bombaywalla · Apr 20, 2022

here's another.....

Scarecrow Boat · Apr 20, 2022

M'Bob · Apr 21, 2022

Paedipod · Apr 21, 2022

passed by me yesterday

Darlinboy · Apr 21, 2022

"What's the matter Tony?" asked his buddy Daryl as they sat drinking at the bar. "You seem kind of down."

Tony sighed and replied, "I am kinda sad today. A few months ago an unbelievably gorgeous woman moved in next door to me, and I've been seeing her ever since. But now it's over."

"That's too bad," Daryl said, "what happened?"

"Last night she finally caught me peeping at her bedroom window and called the police," said Tony.

impalla62ss · Apr 21, 2022

Tony C. · Apr 21, 2022

lindo · Apr 21, 2022

M'Bob · Apr 22, 2022

Wryfox · Apr 22, 2022

hmmmcamu · Apr 22, 2022

... ???

impalla62ss · Apr 22, 2022

hmmmcamu · Apr 22, 2022

Pun · Apr 22, 2022

Who will prevail?

M'Bob · Apr 23, 2022