Given the relative size of the subject appendage, if you need to look closely, I would suggest a visit to your local optometrist.
Conversation with my teenage daughter this afternoon:- Dad: Did you read that report yet? Daughter: Yes, I read everything except the text. Dad:
That reminds of the one in which the fellow arrives home after work, to find his wife sliding down the bannister. I’ll leave your imagination to fill in the blanks.
