Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

Darlinboy · Apr 11, 2022

Wryfox

. And that reminds me of this one...

Tony's plans to breed lemurs and crows to sell as pets were shattered when police showed up to arrest him.

"Why me?" asked Tony as he was led away in handcuffs, "I've done nothing wrong!"

Said the arresting officer, "You've been charged with conspiracy to commit murder."

Paedipod · Apr 11, 2022

Tony C. · Apr 11, 2022

Omegafanman · Apr 12, 2022

Understandably, a little shaken this morning. I was robbed at the petrol station by our house. After my hands stopped trembling, I managed to call the police. The whole thing was caught on camera. The officers were quick to respond and calmed me down, explaining this is happening all over the city. My money is gone, all of it, but I am alive, that’s all that matters. The police asked me if I knew who did it. I said yes...It was fuel pump number 2…..
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M'Bob · Apr 12, 2022

Tony C. · Apr 12, 2022

M'Bob · Apr 13, 2022

Fretworker · Apr 13, 2022

M'Bob

I've been killed. What's the number?

Archer · Apr 13, 2022

hmmmcamu · Apr 13, 2022

SpeedyPhill · Apr 14, 2022

Twitter founder Jack D. very first Tweet’ NFT went on Sale for $48Million.... It Ended With a Top Bid of Just $280 😒

M'Bob · Apr 14, 2022

hmmmcamu · Apr 14, 2022

Canuck · Apr 14, 2022

hmmmcamu
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hmmmcamu · Apr 14, 2022

WIFI handle ...

hmmmcamu · Apr 14, 2022

Canuck
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according to ridley scott both characters were replicants [robots]

hmmmcamu · Apr 14, 2022