Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

[wsfarrell]

 

[Wryfox]

 

[Wryfox]

 

[Darlinboy]

Wryfox

. And that reminds me of this one...

Tony's plans to breed lemurs and crows to sell as pets were shattered when police showed up to arrest him.

"Why me?" asked Tony as he was led away in handcuffs, "I've done nothing wrong!"

Said the arresting officer, "You've been charged with conspiracy to commit murder."

 

[Paedipod]

 

[Tony C.]

 

[Omegafanman]

Understandably, a little shaken this morning. I was robbed at the petrol station by our house. After my hands stopped trembling, I managed to call the police. The whole thing was caught on camera. The officers were quick to respond and calmed me down, explaining this is happening all over the city. My money is gone, all of it, but I am alive, that’s all that matters. The police asked me if I knew who did it. I said yes...It was fuel pump number 2…..
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[M'Bob]

 

[Tony C.]

 

[M'Bob]

 

[Fretworker]

M'Bob

I've been killed. What's the number?

 

[Archer]

 

[hmmmcamu]

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[SpeedyPhill]

Twitter founder Jack D. very first Tweet’ NFT went on Sale for $48Million.... It Ended With a Top Bid of Just $280

 

[M'Bob]

 

[hmmmcamu]

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[Canuck]

hmmmcamu

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[hmmmcamu]

WIFI handle ...

 

[hmmmcamu]

Canuck

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according to ridley scott both characters were replicants [robots]

 

[hmmmcamu]

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