I’ll never go back there again. 5 hours spent shovelling the trails, and I don’t even own a horse

 

Fabulous!

 

For all those that use Alexa, Siri, Google and co. choose your words carefully

 

I didn’t hear it the first time… hilarious!

 

Si hoc legere scis, nimium eruditionis habes.

Si hoc non legere potes, asinus es.

 

Real profile and tinder profile maybe.......
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That is freakin’ funny.

 

Q. Why is six afraid of 7?

A. -0.89594417018

 

What’s the difference between nylon stockings and Sadam?
None…they both irritate Bush

 

Exactly...
With regards to...
He became an Internet legend !

 

Of all of the things to be selling ^^, how could he omit the dimensions on this particular item?

 

8-4 PM....... or RPM ;0)

 

And no hat at all??

 

What goes ‘wobble wobble’.......?

..a turkey with one leg ;0)

 

Warning. Cop humour…