Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

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dustbin bieber, that's brilliant, British humour

Some people think he is just rubbish, others that he is a has-bin.... but I think he has wheelie bin good at times .............::rimshot::
 
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How the situation with Djokovic started..

The Australians said :" No one can come without vaccination"

Djokovic understood : "No 1 can come without vaccination"

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British PM strongly defends attending a party during lockdown which he thought was just an office meeting with lots of booze....
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For gawd sake don’t tell them about his Poppy fields then (although I might as I get the odd German beer from the nice if noisy USAF UK guys :0)
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Tony was on an outing to the zoo, and at one exhibit saw a baguette in a cage.

He waited there, hoping to see the animal come out to feed, but after a long wait... nothing

Stopping a passing zoo staffer he said, "Excuse me, I'm curious what animal is being fed a baguette?"

"There is none sir," the keeper replied, "It's bread in captivity.
 
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I was actually wondering what they were going for: abbreviated “Assorted Cream Cake”; “Ice Cream Cake” spelled incorrectly; or in fact, the dreaded cake made out of ass cream. If the latter, you gotta give them points for honesty…