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  1. marco Jan 13, 2022

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    An old one .
     
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  2. Omegafanman Jan 13, 2022

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    Some people think he is just rubbish, others that he is a has-bin.... but I think he has wheelie bin good at times .............::rimshot::
     
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  3. ApolloXVII Jan 13, 2022

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    How the situation with Djokovic started..

    The Australians said :" No one can come without vaccination"

    Djokovic understood : "No 1 can come without vaccination"

    :)
     
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  4. NoName Jan 13, 2022

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  5. Archer Omega Qualified Watchmaker Jan 13, 2022

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  6. Zapatta Jan 13, 2022

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    :whistling:
     
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  7. Omegafanman Jan 14, 2022

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    British PM strongly defends attending a party during lockdown which he thought was just an office meeting with lots of booze....
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  8. M'Bob Jan 14, 2022

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  9. hmmmcamu Jan 14, 2022

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  10. Archer Omega Qualified Watchmaker Jan 14, 2022

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  11. hmmmcamu Jan 14, 2022

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    Swingline 747 " Red " ...

     
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  12. vitriol Jan 14, 2022

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  13. Omegafanman Jan 15, 2022

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    For gawd sake don’t tell them about his Poppy fields then (although I might as I get the odd German beer from the nice if noisy USAF UK guys :0)
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  14. time flies Jan 15, 2022

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    have fun
    kfw
     
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  15. M'Bob Jan 15, 2022

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  16. Darlinboy Pratts! Will I B******S!!! Jan 15, 2022

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    Tony was on an outing to the zoo, and at one exhibit saw a baguette in a cage.

    He waited there, hoping to see the animal come out to feed, but after a long wait... nothing

    Stopping a passing zoo staffer he said, "Excuse me, I'm curious what animal is being fed a baguette?"

    "There is none sir," the keeper replied, "It's bread in captivity.
     
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  17. hmmmcamu Jan 16, 2022

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    mmmm
     
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  18. M'Bob Jan 16, 2022

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  19. DaveK Yoda of Yodelers Jan 16, 2022

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  20. M'Bob Jan 16, 2022

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    I was actually wondering what they were going for: abbreviated “Assorted Cream Cake”; “Ice Cream Cake” spelled incorrectly; or in fact, the dreaded cake made out of ass cream. If the latter, you gotta give them points for honesty…
     
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