Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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They used 2021 CGI tech thanks to the time-travel technology they got from the aliens!

Because that's so much easier than just having the aliens take them to the moon...
 
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Pat: "Look at that flock of cows!"

Tony: "Herd of cows you moron!"

Pat: "Course I've heard of cows, dumbass…

… i just told you - there's an F-ing flock of them right over there.”
 
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Found these in an old USB stick from my working days.

I'd print one off and put it on the department notice board on Friday afternoons.

 
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Ask the great British public to name a ship....

Prince William and his wife Kate formally named a new British polar research ship “Sir David Attenborough” on Thursday, a more dignified title than the public's choice of “Boaty McBoatface”

Find a fudge around it.....The name Boaty McBoatface was assigned to one of the submersibles deployed aboard the RRS Sir David Attenborough instead.

Give the great British public one more chance to name a fleet of recycling trucks.........

Greta Binberg.....and it gets worse ;0)
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Ask the great British public to name a ship....

Prince William and his wife Kate formally named a new British polar research ship “Sir David Attenborough” on Thursday, a more dignified title than the public's choice of “Boaty McBoatface”

Find a fudge around it.....The name Boaty McBoatface was assigned to one of the submersibles deployed aboard the RRS Sir David Attenborough instead.

Give the great British public one more chance to name a fleet of recycling trucks.........

Greta Binberg.....and it gets worse ;0)
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dustbin bieber, that's brilliant, British humour