Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

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Two nude statues - one of a man, one of a woman - stand on opposite corners of a park, facing each other. After decades, a fairy godmother sees them and, feeling impish, turns them human. "You have an hour to do anything you like, then it's back on the pedestals with you." The woman looks at the man and asks, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" He looks at her and says, "Absolutely." They rush into the bushes, hand-in-hand, and excessive grunting and thrashing can be heard. A half-hour later, he steps out, looks at the park clock and calls back into the bushes, "Okay, time's half up. Now you hold the pigeons while I shit on them!"
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What did the (in)famous tennis player say to his doctor when asked if he wanted a covid vaccine?

"No thanks Doc. I'm called Novak for a reason."
 
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They do look happy 😁


How about X-Lax Chip Cookes? 🤮

I am reminded of a deceased Canadian politician by the name of Solon Low! Whatever did his parents have in mind when they named him that?
 
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Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting.

He travels up to Alaska, spots a small brown bear and shoots it.

Right after, there was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big blàck bear.

The blàck bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin and I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex."

After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter alternative.

So the blàck bear has his way with Frank.

Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip back to Alaska where he found the blàck bear and shot it dead.

Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him.

The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two choices.
Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex."

Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death.

So the grizzly has his way with Frank.

Although he survived, it took several months before Frank fully recovered.

Now Frank is completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it.

He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder.

He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.

The polar bear looked at him and said,

"Admit it Frank........... you don't come here for hunting.......... Do you?"
 
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Not that funny