Mrs STANDY

said once “open up a can of arse worms”

instead of “Open up a can of whip arse”



Still laugh to this day every time anyone says “ Opening a can of worms” or “Open up a can of whip arse”

 

A Foreigner arrives in the Philippines and his Sister in-law asks to see the farm he has had for 15 years while abroad. He said "sure". When they got to the farm he said " here's the Pig I have been feeding for 15 years!". The Sister in-law said "that's not a pig ......it's a Goat". The Foreigner said.............. "I am talking to the Goat"

 

There is a much dirtier (and IMO better) version of this joke. If you feel like scrolling back through 197 pages, I’m pretty sure you’ll find it.

 

You could also have opened a can of whipworms, but I wouldn't recommend it.

 

Where dat Pumpkin Stem at tho ?

 

it took me way longer than it should have to figure out t thats a shower symbol, NOT a DALEK

 

Same here…

 

Not a Musk fan, but credit where it's due!

 

Just to keep everyone updated. I've been admitted in to hospital and they are keeping me in, I've only gone and poisoned myself. What I thought was a simple onion turned out to be a daffodil bulb. I'm feeling Ok but they said I won't be out until sometime in the Spring.

 

Perfume commercials…

 

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