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·I don't like cocaine, I just like the way it smells. Richard Pryor
Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D
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time flies
·Long story short. I studied voice for years often singing as a paid soloist with the local church. Through that, I started singing at weddings and funerals. I was asked to sing at a funeral service in another town at a location I was unfamiliar with. Anyhow I got lost and arrived at the cemetery one hour late. The only people there was the crew and they were taking lunch having already put the lid on the burial vault. I felt bad. I explained and asked if it would be OK for me to sing a song. I started into " Amazon Grace ." There wasn't a dry eye. It was lovely. As I was leaving I heard one of the guys say: " I've never seen anything like it...and I've been putting in septic tanks for years!"
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have fun
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·I got my drummer friend a " Get Better Soon " card. He isn't sick. I just think he could get better.
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Pierre1333
·What's an elf , the office . On YouTube
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Canuck
·What's an elf , the office . On YouTube
I watched it. Three minutes of my time, wasted! So that’s funny in your opinion?
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Pierre1333
·I watched it. Three minutes of my time, wasted! So that’s funny in your opinion?
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bubba48
·Bob: I'd love to buy a bungalow in Florida and live there forever with the woman of my life.
Jeff: It's a beautiful thought, what's stopping you?
Bob: My wife
Jeff: It's a beautiful thought, what's stopping you?
Bob: My wife
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Pierre1333
·The Simpsons sad life of a T rex (YouTube
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Archer
··Omega Qualified WatchmakerSmoking will kill you.
Bacon will also kill you.
But smoking bacon will cure it...
Bacon will also kill you.
But smoking bacon will cure it...
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RI Omega Fan
·UFO joke
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·I’m not “getting” your attempts at humor. Is it just me?
@RI Omega Fan ,
I agree! There’s funny HA HA, and funny peculiar! I’d go a step further and say funny weird!
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··Pratts! Will I B******S!!!At last the requirement to wear masks in pubic was lifted, so Joe decided to head over to his local coffee shop for the first time in months.
Walking up to the counter, he noticed the barista was still wearing a mask.
A bit surprised, Joe said, "Haven't you heard? The requirement has been lifted, why are you still wearing a surgical mask?"
The barista replied, "This isn't a mask, it's just a coughy filter."
Walking up to the counter, he noticed the barista was still wearing a mask.
A bit surprised, Joe said, "Haven't you heard? The requirement has been lifted, why are you still wearing a surgical mask?"
The barista replied, "This isn't a mask, it's just a coughy filter."
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··schizophrenic pizza orderer and watch collectorCaught my son chewing on electrical cords, so I had to ground him. He's doing better currently, and conducting himself properly.
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··schizophrenic pizza orderer and watch collectorI was watching an Australian cooking show, and people started cheering when the chef made a meringue. I was shocked. Usually Australians boo meringue.