Posts 8,742 Likes 69,420 Darlinboy ·Dec 29, 2020·Pratts! Will I B******S!!! Did you hear the latest? Chuck Norris was exposed to covid-19... the virus is not expected to survive. (Wish he'd done that months ago!)
Posts 1,541 Likes 3,349 Engee ·Dec 29, 2020 Archer Reminds me of the telegram supposedly sent by a journalist to Cary Grant: How old Cary Grant? to which came the reply: Old Cary Grant fine, how you?
Posts 27,698 Likes 70,388 Archer ·Dec 30, 2020·Omega Qualified Watchmaker Lockdown has made me...sorry forgot what I was going to say...
Posts 4,527 Likes 62,594 CPRwatch ·Dec 30, 2020 So what if I don't know what Apocalypse means ??? . It's not the end of the World is it .
Posts 8,742 Likes 69,420 Darlinboy ·Jan 2, 2021·Pratts! Will I B******S!!! A state trooper pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the elderly woman behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, “Pull over!” “No!” the woman yelled back. “It’s a cardigan!”
Posts 100 Likes 131 Mad Cow ·Jan 2, 2021 A police spot a woman standing on the 4th floor ledge, incredible she is knitting. “Send for the fire deparment rescue!” scream the police into his radio, “We got a jumper!!” “No!” the woman yell, “It’s a cardigan!”
Posts 8,742 Likes 69,420 Darlinboy ·Jan 2, 2021·Pratts! Will I B******S!!! A sweater I bought was picking up too much static electricity so I returned it. They gave me another one free of charge.
Posts 100 Likes 131 Mad Cow ·Jan 2, 2021 A boy is ask Santa for a heavy sweater for Christmas. Santa bring him a sumo wrestler.
P Posts 2,326 Likes 7,544 pongster ·Jan 3, 2021 Darlinboy A sweater I bought was picking up too much static electricity so I returned it. They gave me another one free of charge. sure it was a sweater? Not a cardigan?