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  1. RI Omega Fan Feb 11, 2020

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    To the cyclists ~

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  2. Pun Feb 11, 2020

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    Inventions
     
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  3. Nachman Feb 11, 2020

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    Greetings

    I think I discovered the reason why many of gentlemen like us are appreciated by the nice timepiece like Omega Speedmaster Professional.

    Other passionated, patronage, and connoisseur: It was a Moonwatch...a watch with great movement...a watch with in the hands of veterans NASA...et cetera.

    Me: looking at 12 o'clock.
     
  4. Zuke Feb 13, 2020

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    I apologize in advance if this has already been posted.

     
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  5. Pun Feb 15, 2020

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    Mrs. Smith found her husband hanging in his bedroom this morning.

    There was a note on his bed which read, "I can't take the critism anymore."

    Mrs. Smith quickly cut him down and managed to revive him.

    As Mr. Smith lay in her arms and slowly opened his eyes,

    she said, " That's not how you spell criticism ."
     
  6. Pun Feb 15, 2020

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    Just saw this interesting humor and shared with you
     
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  7. Pun Feb 15, 2020

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    Street Art
     
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  8. redpcar Feb 15, 2020

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    I give up. :confused:
     
  9. Pun Feb 15, 2020

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    Apparently she saw a ghost, therefore, her image is reflected in the mirror!
     
  10. Lurk41 Feb 15, 2020

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    I'd say vampire
     
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  11. Pun Feb 15, 2020

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    That's okay, it's your privilege Sir, Wherever DNA matches better ;)
     
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  12. Wryfox Feb 17, 2020

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  15. 03Hemi Feb 17, 2020

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  17. mk2rick Feb 19, 2020

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    Hahaha nice one !!!
     
  18. jsducote Feb 19, 2020

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    Down in the bayou, the sheriff heard about a dog fighting ring being run in his parish so he sent an undercover officer to check it out. A week later the officer came back to file his report:
    "It's a pretty big operation. The cajuns, Texas Aggies, and the mafia are all in on it."

    The sheriff, perplexed that all these groups got together right in his backyard, asked how he knew there were cajuns involved:
    "Well, someone was dumb enough to enter a DUCK into the dog fight."

    The sheriff then asked how he knew there were Aggies:
    "Well, someone was dumb enough to bet on the duck."

    The sheriff then asked how he knew the mafia was involved:
    "Wouldn't you know it, the duck WON"
     
  19. 03Hemi Feb 19, 2020

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  20. NYCwatchgal Feb 21, 2020

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    From kid presidential expert Macey Hensley (8 years-old at the time) on Ellen:

    What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
    - Presidentures

    What is Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable?
    - Barack-oli

    ::rimshot::
     
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