Good thread, by the way. Wife goes upstairs to find Hubby shaving close, using cologne and playing soft music. She asks, "what are you doing?" Hubby replies, " getting ready for you, my love". Wife says, "sorry, I have my ob/gyn exam tomorrow and I couldn't possibly, I want to be "fresh". Hubby keeps humming soft music and dabbing cologne and wife again says "what are you doing?" Hubby replies, "you wouldn't have a dentist appointment too, would you?"