vbrad26
路Is my sarcasm detector malfunctioning?
I need a nice, classy one??? 馃檨 Thankyou Ben I'll give it a go, but.... Will this tatty, 53 year old, scratched up one do the job?馃槦
OK. A vehicle starts from point A and reaches point B, which is exactly 1km away. At the moment it leaves point A, a classy person with excellent taste in watches who's wearing a Speedmaster depresses the top chronograph pusher. The chrono hand begins to glide... almost... hypnotically. The same classy person depresses the same top pusher once the vehicle reaches point B. The hand stops. It indicates a number on the tachymetric bezel (possibly with a dot over '90,' or an erroneous '220' mark, or possibly not). That number indicates the vehicle's average speed in km/h.
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I . Will this tatty, 53 year old, scratched up one do the job?馃槦
I said "A classy person." So are you asking if *you're* up to the job, or your Speedmaster?
Most highways in the US have mile markers, and I鈥檝e noticed Km markers in Europe.
Most highways in the US have mile markers, and I鈥檝e noticed Km markers in Europe.
Me? Classy?馃榿 'Fakk my old boots' Ben... No mate... classy I am not.馃檨 I just have this rough old Speedmaster with a 'Tatty meter' bezel.
I will time myself walking to the pub.馃槦
You are correct, most European countries use kilometres. Although here in the UK, it's also miles,
unless you're a cyclist who uses that unit of measurement because then psychologically it looks like you've ridden a lot further.
We still talk in miles in the UK, and we are European.