Shrinkflation

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Vegan tooth paste 🤦


I'm a little bit more caught on the gluten-free label on it tbh.

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I'm a little bit more caught on the gluten-free label on it tbh.

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It’s also cruelty and conflict free- only free range mint was used and it was sustainably farmed by people making a livable wage and treated humanely by the cheap-ass fuckers at Colgate who stiffed me 1oz of toothpaste and thought I wouldn’t notice. The second I opened the box and felt the tube in my hand I knew it.
 
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Vegan tooth paste 🤦


Is that bacon and cheese toothpaste??????? or just some weird shit in a tube?
Mind you it couldn't be as weird as bacon and cheese toothpaste that's about 11 on the weird scale!
 
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How do you know tooth paste was invented in West Virginia?
If it were invented anywhere else it would have been called teeth paste. ::rimshot::

(To my friends in WV, I apologize, I didn’t write the joke, it’s an oldie- and you thought it was funny too….because you know it’s true).