JwRosenthal
·heh, this is a great late entry in the Best of 2022 thread contest! It was okay, and then the ambien confession brought it to a much higher level.
My wife used to take ambien and sleepwalk a bit occasionally. Then came the night I heard the front door open. I followed her down the street and down 2 flights of stairs to the beach at the end of our street, she scooped up a handful of sand and walked home back to bed. Next morning she wanted to know why I had dragged sand into the bed. No more ambien for her!
I’ve come downstairs in the morning to find empty bags of kettle corn in the living room and debris all over the armchair (I apparently love some crunch when I’m not conscious).
A had a friend at work who was prescribed a one week run to get her internal clock back on track after a month in AU. She mentioned she was taking it to me and I told her about the possible side effects, how if lowers inhibitions and let’s the subconscious mind run rampant- also it’s abused recreationally as a sex drug. She gasped, paused for a second and said “oh, that explains so much!”



