RANT ALERT! I'm sick of begging for a proper size sport GMT. LFG!!

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I took Ambien one time and felt a little woozy before conking out. Although, in my case it was on a 13 hour flight home from China and kinda stupid because if that plane went down I’d be sleeping myself to the bottom of the ocean. Realistically though, if the plane went down we all would have probably died anyway and I’d have slept through the horror, so maybe it was smart. Can’t wait to hear JDubs’ story 🍿

I pray your car is still in the garage, you didn’t operate any heavy machinery, and that the perfect GMT watch that you forgot you ordered soon surprises you in the mail.


Honestly,

I’m just grateful my asshole wasn’t sore this morning. Huge win.
 
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And whatever I posted in my watches and lovemaking thread must have been my opus magnus. I was treated harsher than Britt Griner.
 
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And whatever I posted in my watches and lovemaking thread must have been my opus magnus. I was treated harsher than Britt Griner.

Comparing being banned from TRF with spending months in a Russian prison? That forum must be the bees knees. I must get over to TRF and find out what life-altering excitement and connection I'm missing. 🙄
 
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Dear @guppydriver,

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Comparing being banned from TRF with spending months in a Russian prison? That forum must be the bees knees. I must get over to TRF and find out what life-altering excitement and connection I'm missing. 🙄


I can’t tell if you are joking or not, but it’s almost 2023 so I better make this official.

Dear Omega forum members and survivors of unjust Russian prison sentences. I wanted to apologize for the deep pain and offense my obvious satirical, hyperbolic and comedic quip may have caused you. I want to be clear that I stand together with all those in the unjustly convicted Russian inmate community and fight along side you to be a fierce advocate for all those I damaged and offended moving forward. My post has allowed me to take a step back and self reflect on how powerfully offensive jokes can be. I will seek professional help and promise to spend the remainder of my time on Earth fighting against all forms of hate speech and inequality.
 
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Wrote about this recently… the Great White GMT and 50th Anniversary are still a great option used but it’s rather frustrating that there is no way to get a modern version of that. I think what they need to do is built it off something like the Seamaster 300 or Seamaster Pro 300M again rather than the Planet Ocean, it feels like an afterthought on a diver that big.

https://stories.omegaforums.net/the-classic-seamaster-pro-gmt-family/


One popped up on Toppers a week or two ago and I wasn’t quick enough to snag it.
BUT YES.

A modern day “Great White” would have me at the AD tomorrow throwing money I shouldn’t spend
 
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And whatever I posted in my watches and lovemaking thread must have been my opus magnus. I was treated harsher than Britt Griner.

the deep pain and offense my obvious satirical, hyperbolic and comedic quip may have caused you.

My kinda guy! 👍

I happen to like TRF and the folks over there and we have been members for many years. However I'm also proud of the OP for getting banned as any bad behavior seems to tickle my funny bone. One thing though, could you run by us some particulars of what took place last night with the wife? If your memory is hazy just make it up as you go along. 😁
 
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My kinda guy! 👍

I happen to like TRF and the folks over there and we have been members for many years. However I'm also proud of the OP for getting banned as any bad behavior seems to tickle my funny bone. One thing though, could you run by us some particulars of what took place last night with the wife? If your memory is hazy just make it up as you go along. 😁

When you have been married as long as I have , the hazier the better.
 
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When you have been married as long as I have , the hazier the better.
Are you 100% you were involved with what happened with your wife last night?
 
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Are you 100% you were involved with what happened with your wife last night?

Pretty sure …

Hell, this morning I had to pick up my huge mess. The strange part is I have no recollection of ever buying pool supplies and size 12 sneakers.
 
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The strange part is I have no recollection of ever buying pool supplies and size 12 sneakers.


Those were mine. She calls me her "pool boy" 😁

Are you 100% you were involved with what happened with your wife last night?
 
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Honestly,

I’m just grateful my asshole wasn’t sore this morning. Huge win.
I though you didn't want to talk about the note in your wife's purse? 😜
 
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heh, this is a great late entry in the Best of 2022 thread contest! It was okay, and then the ambien confession brought it to a much higher level.

My wife used to take ambien and sleepwalk a bit occasionally. Then came the night I heard the front door open. I followed her down the street and down 2 flights of stairs to the beach at the end of our street, she scooped up a handful of sand and walked home back to bed. Next morning she wanted to know why I had dragged sand into the bed. No more ambien for her!
 
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heh, this is a great late entry in the Best of 2022 thread contest! It was okay, and then the ambien confession brought it to a much higher level.

My wife used to take ambien and sleepwalk a bit occasionally. Then came the night I heard the front door open. I followed her down the street and down 2 flights of stairs to the beach at the end of our street, she scooped up a handful of sand and walked home back to bed. Next morning she wanted to know why I had dragged sand into the bed. No more ambien for her!


She wanted it “grainy”. Ask me how I know. 😀
 
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I don't need a GMT, I'm always in the same timezone
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Not if you had a ambien and awake past 15 mins!
Then you need a Hamilton “Murph” from Interstellar because you’re in a different space time continuum and start thinking in Morse code.
 
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I don't know why Omega can't create a wearable GMT sport watch. This has long been a gripe for me.