Quality Control Checklist for New Watch Purchases - Please Add Thoughts

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So, this won't be of any value to you @cvalue13 but my in depth approach is broken down thusly:

Step 1: look at the watch.
Step 2: If you like what you see buy the watch.
 
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The jokes at my expense are all well earned.
Your initial post here gave me a good laugh.

Good! I’ve been merely ball-bustin’ and you’re a good sport!
Now, back to your parents…. (Kermit tea sip…)
 
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Could this quality control checklist be stickied? I think it’s spot on and a great guide. I was disappointed to find I’ve been spelling “loupe” “loop” all this time but I have no problem admitting I’ve been wrong.
 
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Good!
Now, back to your parents…. (Kermit tea sip…)

no dad, no siblings

single mom a with a high-school education managed to keep me out of an Arkansas prison

she gets none of the blame!
 
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thanks 😬 homophones are kryptonite (to the dyslexic)

PS: the period goes inside the quotation marks. You’re welcome. 😁
Not on this side of "the pond".
 
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no dad, no siblings

single mom a with a high-school education managed to keep me out of an Arkansas prison

she gets none of the blame!

Respect.
 
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In addition to the loupe, I would recommend this:

Im glad someone finally made this joke.

Was a race between this, a deep freezer, and a fryer
 
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Not on this side of "the pond".

Dan S, however, I know to live on this side of the pond. 😉

Incidentally, your good usage of the double quotation mark (or ‘inverted comma’) for a ‘so-called’ quotation is correct on your side of the pond, but not on ours.

Incidentally-incidentally, in both British and American grammar, when discussing the spelling of a word, we both use the single quotation mark. (Though, Dan S hadn’t 😗)
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It's a "loupe". Not a "loop". You're welcome.
PS: the period goes inside the quotation marks. You’re welcome.
Isn't that the "English full-stop" ? Now where did I put my copy of Strunk and White ?
Not on this side of "the pond".
shit. I hope I spelled timegrapher correct.
Incidentally, your good usage of the double quotation mark (or ‘inverted comma’) for a ‘so-called’ quotation is correct on your side of the pond, but not on ours.

Incidentally-incidentally, in both British and American grammar, when discussing the spelling of a word, we both use the single quotation mark. (Though, Dan S hadn’t 😗)

Aaaarrrgggghhhhh ! ! Now my head hurts. Thanks guys 🤦😡
 
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Walked out of an AD a couple of weeks ago with my new speedy without the warranty card filled out, had to go back and get it done, maybe one for the list😗. I think it was the free espresso that gave me the jitters.....
 
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Walked out of an AD a couple of weeks ago with my new speedy without the warranty card filled out, had to go back and get it done, maybe one for the list😗. I think it was the free espresso that gave me the jitters.....
Omega doesn't require them to be filled out any longer, the watch is supposed to registered by the AD electronically with Omega, but I would always want the card to be filled out instead of relying on an electronic registration. I like hard copies of documentation.
 
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PS: the period goes inside the quotation marks. You’re welcome. 😁
Depends on who you ask. Like most "rules", there is not 100% agreement.

Me? Technical writer. People occasionally challenge me with some nonsense they learned in grammar school. Most of it is nonsense based on some morons in the late 1800s who thought themselves experts and tried to force rules onto a language that was affected by numerous things including the Norman invasion of England.

The salient thing to know about these morons? They wanted to impose rules from Latin onto English. Historically, it's all nonsense.

Associate Press style guide has lots of these nonsense "rules". Strunk and White's Elements of Style is full of more nonsense. You'd be better served to, in general, write as you speak, because language is fluid and things that were right some time ago, no one cares about anymore, and this happens all the time.

For example, not many people other than professional writers use "fewer" anymore. They use "less" for everything.

Technical writing is an interesting use of language. It is highly artificial, designed to use the fewest words to descibe something, eliminate as much metaphor as possible, and in a previous job, writing for an international audience.

Loved my grammar classes.
 
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Depends on who you ask. Like most "rules", there is not 100% agreement.

As ever.

Though, hard to find a book both written and published by Americans that would put the period outside the inverted comma.

Cormac McCarthy on the other hand…
 
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As ever.

Though, hard to find a book both written and published by Americans that would put the period outside the inverted comma.

Cormac McCarthy on the other hand…
You might be amused to learn that technical writers are leaning away from that nonsense. 😀
 
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You might be amused to learn that technical writers are leaning away from that nonsense. 😀

By chance, I’m also a “technical writer.” At least, in that I’m a lawyer drafting transactional and legislative agreements intended to be good - which, as with any technical writing I assume, means only minimizing ambiguity while maximizing readability. (As I understand it, the legal/legislative field is the origin of the Plain English movement.)

Admittedly, I’m still not following what you’re referring to that is being leaned away from.

It’s not that there’s a trend toward less punctuation, happening to result in skillful phrasing; instead there’s a trend toward well-planned word order, happening to require a minimum of punctuation.

While it’s true that many grammar rules are arbitrary anachronisms, to flaunt certain of them (especially those that have no effect on ambiguity) comes off a bit like celebrity parents naming their children provocatively.
 
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comes off a bit like celebrity parents naming their children provocatively.
Or ridiculously ie. Frank Zappas kids. 🤦🤦🤦
 
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So, this won't be of any value to you @cvalue13 but my in depth approach is broken down thusly:

Step 1: look at the watch.
Step 2: If you like what you see buy the watch.

2 step plans are always better 👍

Also….I think I read more of your steps than the original posters 😁