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Not all things in Australia want to kill you..........

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Australia's bees and wasps revealed to be as dangerous as its snakes:
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Of all Australia’s venomous animals, bees and wasps pose the biggest threat to public health::psy::

https://www.theguardian.com/environ...-wasps-revealed-to-be-as-deadly-as-its-snakes
 
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Holy shit!
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I'll take a Huntsman any day over that!
 
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TIPS TO SURVIVING AUSTRALIA

Don't ever put your hand down a hole for any reason - WHATSOEVER.

The beer is stronger than you think, regardless of how strong you think it is.

Always carry a stick.

Air-conditioning is imperative.

Do not attempt to use Australian slang unless you are a trained linguist and extremely good in a fist fight.

Wear thick socks.

Take good maps. Stopping to ask directions only works when there are people nearby.

If you leave the urban areas, carry several litres of water with you at all times, or you will die. And don't forget a stick.

Even in the most embellished stories told by Australians, there is always a core of truth that it is unwise to ignore.

HOW TO IDENTIFY AUSTRALIANS

They pronounce Melbourne as "Mel-bin".

They think it makes perfect sense to decorate highways with large fibreglass bananas, prawns and sheep.

They think "Woolloomooloo" is a perfectly reasonable name for a place, that "Wagga Wagga" can be abbreviated to "Wagga", but "Woy Woy" can't be called "Woy".

Their hamburgers will contain beetroot. Apparently it's a must-have.

How else do you get a stain on your shirt?

They don't think it's summer until the steering wheel is too hot to handle.

They believe that all train timetables are works of fiction.

And they all carry a stick..

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And snakes and crocs and big birds with claws








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My mate doesn't have a problem with rats, unlike most of the urban population 😁.

 
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Jurassic Park, aka Cape Tribulation.. I encountered one of these Velociraptors in Cape Trib myself, but didn't manage to get it on video:
 
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Even the street signs can kill you 😁
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These are bloody nightmare, and completely indecipherable for non-indigenous like me.
 
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These are bloody nightmare, and completely indecipherable for non-indigenous like me.
Don’t feel too bad about it they actually are designed not to discriminate as they’re been carefully designed to be indecipherable to every bastard!
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Jurassic Park, aka Cape Tribulation.. I encountered one of these Velociraptors in Cape Trib myself, but didn't manage to get it on video:

Poor thing just wanted a kiss.
 
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Parasitic worm found munching and living inside Australian woman's brain 😲
 
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