Just think how much you’d save on electricity bills, if the whole house glows!
Redialing taken to a whole new level.
Ah.. Yes .. that's Bruces' place mate ..he's a very serious vintage watch collector
Australia's bees and wasps revealed to be as dangerous as its snakes:
Of all Australia’s venomous animals, bees and wasps pose the biggest threat to public health
Not kill you but eat your brain!
Live worm found in Australian woman's brain in world first - BBC News
I'll take a Huntsman any day over that!
TIPS TO SURVIVING AUSTRALIA
Don't ever put your hand down a hole for any reason - WHATSOEVER.
The beer is stronger than you think, regardless of how strong you think it is.
Always carry a stick.
Air-conditioning is imperative.
Do not attempt to use Australian slang unless you are a trained linguist and extremely good in a fist fight.
Wear thick socks.
Take good maps. Stopping to ask directions only works when there are people nearby.
If you leave the urban areas, carry several litres of water with you at all times, or you will die. And don't forget a stick.
Even in the most embellished stories told by Australians, there is always a core of truth that it is unwise to ignore.
HOW TO IDENTIFY AUSTRALIANS
They pronounce Melbourne as "Mel-bin".
They think it makes perfect sense to decorate highways with large fibreglass bananas, prawns and sheep.
They think "Woolloomooloo" is a perfectly reasonable name for a place, that "Wagga Wagga" can be abbreviated to "Wagga", but "Woy Woy" can't be called "Woy".
Their hamburgers will contain beetroot. Apparently it's a must-have.
How else do you get a stain on your shirt?
They don't think it's summer until the steering wheel is too hot to handle.
They believe that all train timetables are works of fiction.
And they all carry a stick..
And snakes and crocs and big birds with claws
Just what was needed:
A new species of venomous snake has been identified in Australia, with its colorful body and active hunting style being a cause for concern.
My mate doesn't have a problem with rats, unlike most of the urban population .
How a tourist survived by prising a Saltwater Crocodile's jaws off his head at Australian resort:
Soldiers mauled by crocodile in Queensland:
Hunt for Crocodile serial killer in Queensland after second decapitation:
Jurassic Park, aka Cape Tribulation.. I encountered one of these Velociraptors in Cape Trib myself, but didn't manage to get it on video:
Even the street signs can kill you
These are bloody nightmare, and completely indecipherable for non-indigenous like me.
Don’t feel too bad about it they actually are designed not to discriminate as they’re been carefully designed to be indecipherable to every bastard!
Poor thing just wanted a kiss.
Parasitic worm found munching and living inside Australian woman's brain
The Australian 'Cocktopus'
I don't think it's going to kill you, but it's extremely unnerving..
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