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Not all things in Australia want to kill you..........

  1. Pastorbottle Aug 17, 2023

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    Just think how much you’d save on electricity bills, if the whole house glows!
     
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  2. sxl2004 Aug 17, 2023

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  3. BLOW UP Aug 17, 2023

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    Edited Aug 17, 2023
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  5. Vercingetorix Spam Risk Aug 28, 2023

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  6. hen Aug 29, 2023

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  7. JimInOz Melbourne Australia Aug 29, 2023

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    Holy shit!
    :eek:

    I'll take a Huntsman any day over that!
     
  8. marco Sep 13, 2023

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    TIPS TO SURVIVING AUSTRALIA

    Don't ever put your hand down a hole for any reason - WHATSOEVER.

    The beer is stronger than you think, regardless of how strong you think it is.

    Always carry a stick.

    Air-conditioning is imperative.

    Do not attempt to use Australian slang unless you are a trained linguist and extremely good in a fist fight.

    Wear thick socks.

    Take good maps. Stopping to ask directions only works when there are people nearby.

    If you leave the urban areas, carry several litres of water with you at all times, or you will die. And don't forget a stick.

    Even in the most embellished stories told by Australians, there is always a core of truth that it is unwise to ignore.

    HOW TO IDENTIFY AUSTRALIANS

    They pronounce Melbourne as "Mel-bin".

    They think it makes perfect sense to decorate highways with large fibreglass bananas, prawns and sheep.

    They think "Woolloomooloo" is a perfectly reasonable name for a place, that "Wagga Wagga" can be abbreviated to "Wagga", but "Woy Woy" can't be called "Woy".

    Their hamburgers will contain beetroot. Apparently it's a must-have.

    How else do you get a stain on your shirt?

    They don't think it's summer until the steering wheel is too hot to handle.

    They believe that all train timetables are works of fiction.

    And they all carry a stick..

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    And snakes and crocs and big birds with claws












     
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  9. BLOW UP Sep 20, 2023

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    Just what was needed:
    A new species of venomous snake has been identified in Australia, with its colorful body and active hunting style being a cause for concern.
    https://www.jpost.com/omg/article-752216
     
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  10. JimInOz Melbourne Australia Sep 22, 2023

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    My mate doesn't have a problem with rats, unlike most of the urban population :D.

     
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  11. BLOW UP Sep 22, 2023

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  14. BLOW UP Sep 24, 2023

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    Jurassic Park, aka Cape Tribulation.. I encountered one of these Velociraptors in Cape Trib myself, but didn't manage to get it on video:
     
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  15. DoctorEvil Nov 20, 2023

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    Even the street signs can kill you :D
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  16. BLOW UP Nov 21, 2023

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    These are bloody nightmare, and completely indecipherable for non-indigenous like me.
     
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  17. Pastorbottle Nov 21, 2023

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    Don’t feel too bad about it they actually are designed not to discriminate as they’re been carefully designed to be indecipherable to every bastard!
     
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  18. lindo Nov 21, 2023

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    Poor thing just wanted a kiss.
     
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  19. BLOW UP Nov 22, 2023

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    Parasitic worm found munching and living inside Australian woman's brain :eek:
     
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  20. BLOW UP Nov 26, 2023

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