My conclusion on skimming through multiple posts of fb/forums: Dads and granddads seem to like to keep fake watches in cupboards/drawers, but never wear them. A couple of questions:
1. Do mothers and grandmothers ever have (fake) watches kept in their cupboards/drawers?
2. Do the dads/grandads/mothers/grandmothers ever have a pic taken of them wearing said (fake) watches?
3. Do sons and daughters like to pry into their dads/grandads/mothers/grandmothers' cupboards?
4. Can these (fake) watches be found elsewhere other than cupboards?