Is he back? I spotted a squirrel

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"Never did anything stupid"
Yea, I like it!

Hmmm, it does have a ring to it. The problem is that if/when it's installed, it will immediately case aap to do something publicly stupid.
 
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Hmmm, it does have a ring to it. The problem is that if/when it's installed, it will immediately case aap to do something publicly stupid.

That shipped has sailed a long time ago!
 
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Either you lost weight or you found a colossal NATO. 😲 Good to see you're still as crazy as I am.
Still the same weight...a buck sixty-five...the Speedy Gonzales Moonwatch belt consists of two Omega replica NASA straps linked together...

 
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What's this thread about?

The rodent infestation in the attic here.

Just kidding. Nice to see you around, Dennis. 😎

Good to see you too Tommy!
 
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Hey Dennis,

you'll be pleased to know you can pick up your new Speedmaster at Jersey Hookers.
 
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Of all the February 2008 events

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Followed by

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No connection 😵‍💫

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This takes the soft pretzel prize

 
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In the immortal words of Winston Squirrelhill -

"Never have so many been so excited about so little"

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Awesome to see you back in action Dennis!
 
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Was only a holiday by the pool I thought
 
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@ulackfocus great to see ya back you were the one that got me hooked to this forum back when I was groanin' about my gruen. Missed seeing your squirrel avatars change to the season. See ya around pal.
 
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squirrels are cute and fuzzy till they get in your attic

Very metaphoric. 😜 I get in a lot of people's attics. 😁
 
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Very metaphoric. 😜 I get in a lot of people's attics. 😁

And by Attic, you mean in their Head.
 
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Very metaphoric. 😜 I get in a lot of people's attics. 😁
No last time it happened I had to sit in a chair and shoot them as they came out all the noise they make at night having squirrel parties and the damage they do. I get no pleasure from shooting them I tried traps but got tired of putting my nuts on rat traps
 
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The gone fishing sign has been removed...

I see a squirrel picture back on...

could it be?

Nice to have you back @ulackfocus, your humor sure does liven this place up.

>480 posts since returning 23 days ago, what on earth did you do with yourself while away?
- created a new CTO book (Calatrava Only)
- started a website ‘Longines 101’
- wrote an autobiography on the ‘life of a squirrel’
- wrote ‘forum etiquette for dummies’
- sought help for a secret Hublot addiction
- rolled all your pennies and bought Newman’s actual watch
- wrote a book of ‘10,000 one liners and noob zingers’ to get you through the rest of 2018
- ...