Walrus
·Out of the entire house this I would have thought would be one of the most uncomfortable spots for a snooze 🤔
Anyway I was thinking of cute pups and (hope you don’t mind) I sent her a picture of yours. Of course she said “what a cute puppy” but then dared add “the dogs head is shaped like an egg.” I could not stand for such an insult and told her “your head is shaped like a watermelon.” (It isn’t she is actually rather attractive) but I will not stand for such blatant insults to your doggo. Your welcome.


















