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··schizophrenic pizza orderer and watch collectorCan people please state what they do for a living when posting to make it fair for my electrician and tradie mates to reply on a even playing field 😁😁
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When I was a young fella I wanted to become an electrician……. But my dad said no, he said I was gonna have to work for a living and get a trade!
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The first module of trade school for electricians is
“Bitching and moaning” it’s imperative that they get expressions such as: “It’s not my job” down pat.
The next module is “Making a Mess” they have to learn such skills as leaving little bits of discarded insulation and trimmed off filaments of copper wire everywhere from arsehole to breakfast!
They also need to master the art of getting plaster dust, saw dust and metal swarf ground deeply into all surfaces the more expensive, decorative and highly polished the better!
This module is closely followed by one that covers broom and vacuum cleaner avoidance, they are brainwashed ( let’s face it the brain is the only thing that has ever been washed) into believing that brooms are actually tiger snakes.
I have to write notices on all the brooms, informing them that it is only a broom and not a tiger snake and as such it’s safe to pick up and use.
Of course there is a module for writing bills and invoices, this entails gaining the ability to write many zeros with a comma at every third one.
There are many other modules such as “Always Turn Up Late or Don’t Turn Up At All”
And another very important module on showing excessive hairy arse crack whenever you bend over (plumbers have to do this module too as well as the turning up late and writing bills and invoices ones )
I believe that there are even elective modules involving electricity, but I’ve never met anyone that bothered with these.
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You need to mingle with tradies more guys 😗
Maybe start with a good home inspector and don't buy a shitty home riddled with problems?
I had a flakey switch in my bathroom (original to the house and makes the click-clack). Took it out (after cutting the breaker- remember you are the path of least resistance), and cleaned it with some electrical contact cleaner. All better.
Well, good thought, but around here if you put conditions on an offer over the last 3-4 years, your offer had zero chance of being accepted. When people are in bidding wars and paying well over asking on every property for sale, getting any kind of an inspection agreed to is a dream.
Since the market has cooled off in the last 6 months or so, you might have a chance at one now, but for a long time it simply wasn't possible.
Well, good thought, but around here if you put conditions on an offer over the last 3-4 years, your offer had zero chance of being accepted. When people are in bidding wars and paying well over asking on every property for sale, getting any kind of an inspection agreed to is a dream.
Since the market has cooled off in the last 6 months or so, you might have a chance at one now, but for a long time it simply wasn't possible.
Can people please state what they do for a living when posting to make it fair for my electrician and tradie mates to reply on a even playing field 😁😁
I mean it was hot here too, I paid 50k over asking, waived any inspection issues (but still did one obviously). It's a tradeoff; if you are comfortable buying a fixer-upper, you need to be comfortable depleting your reserve funds. Getting involved in the process and learning a bit about everything helps a lot. I'm not saying one needs to be a master electrician of plumber, but you can learn enough to call bullshit when someone is quoting you 1k to reset a breaker. It's like being on the forum - I came because I like watches, but unexpectedly I'm learning about movements and autowerks and barrel arbors, mainly from you lol. I'm not going to start repairing my collection by myself but It helps me not to buy tempting watches that are doggie doodoo. Thanks for upping my knowledge btw.
Four different electricians over the past year to solve lights flickering in our two bathrooms, spare bedroom and daughter's bedroom.
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If these lights flicker again I am going to lose my mind.
plumbers always seem to need to cut huge holes for tiny repairs, or ignore easier ways to access the problem, ask me how I know
Last year I smelled gas near our fireplace, so called out a plumber (and since it was a pretty high priority for us, ended up with one of the big companies with little accountability that have been mentioned because they were the only one I could find to come out that day). The guy wanted to remove stone from the fireplace to access the valve, and of course they would not have replaced it. Thankfully the exterior wall was covered with panels of siding, so I went outside and removed a panel. Made for some tight workspace for him, but it saved us a mess inside and a costly masonry repair. A little caulk and paint and good as new.