Didn't know this thread existed! Here's one for ya...
A few years back I was dating a really great lady. I was invited to join her family for Thanksgiving. Since her father had passed away, she and her mom would go to her uncle's place and share the occasion with him and his three daughters (gf's cousins) plus their boyfriends/fiance's etc.
The house was a really great mid-century modern (a style I love) and Uncle Paul is a very successful man. Thus, the open bar was flush with excellent choices.
Fearing my Irish roots, I took it nice and easy and managed to stay very alert and decidedly not influenced by the fine drinks. I wanted to make a nice impression, after all.
The men tossed a football around the yard a while, the ladies caught up with each other and snacked inside. Ultimately a nice meal was had by all after which one of the boyfriends proposed to her oldest cousin! I almost felt as though I was intruding on such an occasion having only just met most of these people. Though, my gf and I had known each other for years.
Anyway, us "kids" took to clearing the table and sorting dishes for washing. I gathered that it was a bit of a tradition to help out and have fun doing it. Fine by me, these guys and gals were great fun.
Out of the corner of my eye I noticed my gf and her cousin getting some desserts ready to take back out to the dinner table.
In high spirits I turned and approached her from behind and asked "oo, what do we have here ladies? Looks great!" While giving her a playful squeeze on her very fit torso with both hands just above the hips.
The next thing I heard was a voice "umm... I'm over here."
Yup. Felt-up my girlfriend's cousin on our first meeting on Thanksgiving day.
I was mortified! But fortunately everyone seemed to get a laugh out of it. But I will never forget that terror and embarrassment.
Very unfortunately this lady and I have parted ways after five years. Much of me regrets this, but the good days are starting to outnumber the bad ones. And I take some solace in the fact that it ended much more amicably than prior relationships have for me.
Anyway, thought you all might get a kick out of that one.