Excuses to tell my wife?

JohnWoo

New watch on the way [No. 2 this year].
Can anyone point me to a post giving good reasons [lies] to tell my wife.
4th grandfather died last time.

duc

One would assume you already used up your allotment of "I've had this for awhile; or I don't remember when I got this one."

After those two, I'm looking for advice myself.

Observer

btw, you're off to a good start at a watch per month. What are you going to tell her in December?

High Hope

When I started to get into auto sports with local clubs I learned that you needed to spend a lot of money to even try to be competitive. Track tIres, torsion bars, extra wheels, Koni shocks, on and on. So as a new guy I asked my friends, “How do you do it? How do you get four Hoosier slicks by your wives?” “Wives? Wives? Jeez, never, ever have racing parts delivered to your home!” Well, where do you have them delivered? “The office, for god’s sake!” Lesson learned. Our mailroom clerk learned to hate me. 😲

SkunkPrince

How about you man up and tell the truth? Doesn't she deserve at least that?

ngo516

Show us the watch so we can cook up the appropriate lie.
If it’s a Timex, just take the beating dude.
If it’s a shiny thing from far away, we got you!