A dog breathed on my Speedmaster. Now what?

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Definitely want a FULL overhaul - replacement of case, movement, dial, hands. Need it pressure tested at the bottom of the Mariana Trench for 500 years minimum. Otherwise the dog breath will corrode it all
 
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If you have a cat lick it all damaged should be reversed. You may need to rub it down in tuna but it can save you a lot of money.
 
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A dog breathed on my Speedmaster. Should I have the gaskets replaced?
Get a watch with a DOG watch.
 
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I'm horrified! A luxury watch like a Speedmaster should be 100% dog repellant. 😲
 
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Depends on how fast your wrist was moving when it contacted the dog saliva. Because, dynamic pressure. 😎
 
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After the canine breathed on your Speedmaster, did you whippet?
 
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I’m going to do it

I really am going to breathe on this Speedmaster

pffff, not a single bit fell off

…maybe I should just bite it next time.
 
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Perfect waste of bandwidth.
Although if you remember, a wise squirrel once said that a good laugh is never a waste of bandwidth.
 
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Can you quantify the dynamic pressure of the breath? The pressure might have exceeded the low water resistance of the Speedmaster.
 
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send it right to me, my aussie will surely have fun to lick the breath off 😉
 
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Checked the CDC for you and there's nothing in the FAQs about canine flu infecting watches. Your speedy should be ok but you forgot the well-known advice for full protection didn't you? Put it in a condom. :whipped:

 
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Checked the CDC for you and there's nothing in the FAQs about canine flu infecting watches. Your speedy should be ok but you forgot the well-known advice for full protection didn't you? Put it in a condom. :whipped:

I read further, mask on your dog and six feet away from your watch for two years
 
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I am appalled that nobody asks how the dog is faring after near lethal exposure to radiation.
 
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Test the watch for covid.

Let us know if it starts gaining 3.5 seconds a month.