Good show old Boy!
It probably did'nt help saying the battery was dead!
When working aircraft instruments, I changed my wording from burned out bulbs to spent bulbs.
Technicaly more correct, the inspector or second sign off questioned the wording. I said, "Look it up, it is correct!".
But, for that Gal, Thank You!
Had a gal, customer come in with a Cartier watch.
Her boy friends watch, she fogot to take it off while bathing. Oh boy! Lucky for her we were open a
& close by to service it.
I got the watch, serviced it as she was in complete panic & would not leave the shop. Dried it out serviced & gave her a fair fee. She paid the fee, pulled me over the counter, gave me a kiss on one cheek!
Being the Smart arse that I am said, " We are a European style shop, don't forget the other cheek."
She gave me kiss on the other cheek, slipped me a fair tip & disapeared out the door.
I got hell from the boss, "We don't do service with the customer waiting!"
Needless to say, the tip was well worth the Arse chewing!
Cheers Mike