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Mad Dog
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...you think:

1. Canadian Hooters chicks don't dig Moonwatches.
2. Middle aged American dudes don't wear Dunkin' Donuts hats and Metallica t-shirts to Hooters in Canada.

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redpcar
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Maybe wear a Canadian metal tshirt when you are there?
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phodinkee
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you post #SpeedyTuesday on instagram with Rolex Daytona on your wrist, Speeding with your car... on Tuesday 馃榿
 
Dero13
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...you bump a 3 year old thread asking if a watch you found online is a good deal
 
Larry S
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Mad Dog Mad Dog
...you think:

1. Canadian Hooters chicks don't dig Moonwatches.
2. Middle aged American dudes don't wear Dunkin' Donuts hats and Metallica t-shirts to Hooters in Canada.

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Mad Dog .... You need to send your picks to DD. I'm thinking a rif on the White Castle spots..."yea he's one of ours!" You could be king of user generated content for DD.
 
LouS
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...you use the term "fine timepiece" to mean "watch" anywhere in your posts on this forum
 
lillatroll
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You are standing there telling your friends you nailed a girl for 4 hours solid while she is standing behind you the whole time shaking her head. When you are done she says 4 minutes max, turns around and leaves you standing there......it happened to a friend of mine.
 
styggpyggeno1
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You actually believe Seiko is cheap Asian watch in the second tier range and anything Swiss is quality.
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cicindela
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lillatroll lillatroll
You are standing there telling your friends you nailed a girl for 4 hours solid while she is standing behind you the whole time shaking her head. When you are done she says 4 minutes max, turns around and leaves you standing there......it happened to a friend of mine.
Is that including a DD break 馃槙
 
LouS
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lillatroll lillatroll
You are standing there telling your friends you nailed a girl for 4 hours solid while she is standing behind you the whole time shaking her head. When you are done she says 4 minutes max, turns around and leaves you standing there......it happened to a friend of mine.

Wait...what are we talking about?
 
Tubber
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LouS LouS
Wait...what are we talking about?
Maybe he couldn't read his Speedy chrono properly being a noob?
 
3NZ0
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Just Livin Joe Apa
If believe all the internet conspiracy theories
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And Speedies didn't really make it to the moon
Speedies DID make it to the moon. That's a fact. US astronauts not so sure though...
 
WatchVaultNYC
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LouS LouS
Wait...what are we talking about?
Was probably the guy who was googling "69" "transitional" and found this forum
 
Tubber
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3NZ0 3NZ0
Speedies DID make it to the moon. That's a fact. US astronauts not so sure though...
You want to ask Buzz?
 
3NZ0
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watchknut watchknut
You are really worried about the amount of helium in your watch...
What's wrong with the helium in my watch? If my PO is floating in the pool, does it mean the helium pressure in the watch is too high ?
 
U
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You might be a n00b if......


....... you use "Zombie Apocalypse" in a thread title.

....... you create a thread asking what car = what watch.

....... you send me a PM asking to vet a vintage Speedmaster.
 
marturx
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.....you buy an EW on eBay out of Peru at a bargain price and come on here to brag about it before you have received the watch
 
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