You Might Be A Noob If...*

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........ you pay 12,000 Euros for a '68 transitional Speedy.
 
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You might be a n00b if......

...... you type something stupid and think you WON'T have a permanent reminder of it in your avatar message.
 
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You might be a n00b if......
You think "VXN" is an abbreviation for Vacheron & Constantin.
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You buy a Victorinox because it's Swiss and you think the AskMen.com Watch Snob will approve.
 
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....you think going double barrelled around the house at the weekend is weird and something you will never do...
 
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You google "transitional" and "69" and expect to see a lot of black dialed chronographs...

and if - what are you a noob at/of?
 
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You can not tell the difference between chronograph and chronometer.
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You do can not tell the difference between chronograph and chronometer.
.. or call your Speedy Pro a chronometer

You google "transitional" and "69" and expect to see a lot of black dialed chronographs...
.. or worse, see lots of "transitional" and "69" hits on OF, and think it's a porn site
 
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You ask if the NATO on your constellation looks good......
 
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What has two thumbs and calls krlyuzh about a Speedmaster, begins the Spanish Inquisition to determine authenticity and low balls as icing on the cake ::facepalm1::

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...you think DD = big bewbees.


Hey 'dog I really like the Breitling badge on your jacket...::stirthepot::
 
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@Mad Dog , I could have sworn you look like the younger slimmer version of one of America's Greatest War Generals fee2cf4a37b1bd400dc5dfe83dd46ea2.jpg Seriously....even when you reverse your initials M.D it becomes his initials ! ccb10e8e0685aacfc395a3a205f6896c.jpg
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You ask, "how can I get a cool sub-heading under my avatar?"

Oh, that's why I don't have one!
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