You Might Be A Noob If...*

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alam

·Sep 22, 2016

meganfox17

if.......I attend my 1st ever Summer GTG in LA looking like this....

....and not wearing a watch! 🙄

 

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Perseus

·Sep 22, 2016

Archer

Thinking that by declaring something is different, actually makes it different...

This reminds me of The Office.

 

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gostang9

·Sep 22, 2016

MMMD

...you call every watch with three subdials a "Tri-Compax."

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...You quote someone's earlier post and insert your new comments within their quoted section.... DOH!!!

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alam

·Sep 22, 2016

they think of this image when the title of the thread reads Vintage Divers...

😀

 

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Larry S

·Sep 22, 2016·Color Commentator for the Hyperbole.

You receive your first OF whipping for posting then defending a pic of a redialed watch.🙁

 

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dennisthemenace

·Sep 22, 2016

You have to ask what model to buy for your first Omega.

 

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dsio

·Sep 22, 2016·Ash @ ΩF

Larry S

You receive your first OF whipping for posting then defending a pic of a redialed watch.🙁

Yea definitely a few get hurt by that on their first visit

 

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dennisthemenace

·Sep 22, 2016

You believe that a clean, perfect 45 year old dial can't possibly be original.

 

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meganfox17

·Sep 22, 2016

.....You regard Archibald Chesterfield the 3rd as the greatest Youtube Watch Guru that ever lived...... the same guy who also refers to the Moonwatch as
" Man on the F●☆K♧#€ Moon"

 

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Ritzwatch

·Sep 22, 2016

You read this thread and keep thinking "Hey, I think they are talking about me!"

 

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Vercingetorix

·Sep 22, 2016·Spam Risk

Pratts! Will I B******S!!!

 

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Rman

·Sep 22, 2016

... your wife still thinks your watch hobby is "cute" and hasn't realized yet that you are a deranged person.

 

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efauser

·Sep 22, 2016

alam

....and not wearing a watch! 🙄

Would anyone notice?

 

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ahsposo

·Sep 22, 2016·Most fun screen name at ΩF

efauser

Would anyone notice?

If she's not wearing it on her leg I sure won't...

 

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ahsposo

·Sep 22, 2016·Most fun screen name at ΩF

A noob would think the best place to their Speedmaster 145.022-68 serviced is Omega - Get that ragged old bezel and brown dial corrected.

 

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LouS

·Sep 22, 2016·Mrs Nataf's Other Son

gop76

overpay for a watch thinking that another will never show up again

Pass on a unicorn because there will be another one along some day...🙁

 

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Davidt

·Sep 22, 2016

Most of your posts are along the lines of, "does this watch make me look fat?"

 

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Stewart H

·Sep 22, 2016

You're stupid enough to take on @ulackfocus in a thread and expect to come out on top.

 

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bristnj

·Sep 22, 2016

You actually believe that your "Poor Man's" Heuer or Omega was actually made by Heuer or Omega in one of their factories!

 

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Ritzwatch

·Sep 22, 2016

meganfox17

I might be a Noob if.......
I attend my 1st ever Summer GTG in LA looking like this....

I'm sorry, can you please repeat what you had to say? I was, ummmm, let's just say, distracted. 😟