Just got 180kg of badass steel bolted to my concrete floor to keep my mechanical beauties "safe" Operating it makes me feel like a 007 villain [emoji41]
One realizes that he's hit retirement nirvana when he whiles away the morning timing the take-down of a 1911 pistol. Combining two hobbies for fun and frolic. An effort which included timing the effort but didn't include fetching parts from off of the kitchen floor. Seven seconds. Secret is in using the "loosy-goosyiest" 1911 on the place. Done for some discussion on a firearms forum. I'd better get out there and finish mucking out Mrs. noelekal's chicken run and using it to fill her new keyhole garden if I know what's good for me.
Another short story brought to you by Jwit. A Seiko Gets Injured Oh no! The Seiko got jumped while walking through tha hood! It received multiple stabbings and slashings from its assailant(door panels, seat belts, hallways, stretchers) Seiko lost a pulse! It's in cardiac arrest!! Begin CPR! Get the AED! AED is charging...... Everybody CLEAR! We got pulses back... unfortunately extensive surgery needed to be done. The limbs had to be removed and prosthetics were put in place. No more walking through tha hood for this guy. Introducing my new "Sail Cloth" strap from Mr. Sail Cloth (iWantAStrap.com) This short story was inspired by the arrival of a new strap. From the creative mind of: Jwit Starring: Seiko 5 Sports