Wives are ridiculous!

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No cat necessary as I understood the post perfectly. I recently did a bathroom over and kitchen cabinets to distract from recent watch purchases. I’m not sure if my wife is onto the 200 thing but I’m not going to mention it. I also handle all her face to face sales on her side business which has included washers, dryers and refrigerators. Today it’s a lawn mower. So I deal with all the BS haggle, help lug all this heavy crap, collect the money and if I get twenty bucks out of it I should be happy
 
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I just liked the title...🤔....the rest was too wordy and am into my third G&T to focus on reading.....🤔
 
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Is this to become a 'Marriage Council' thread?
Could be informative for some.
Entertaining for others.
Any photo's?
 
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Is this to become a 'Marriage Council' thread?
Could be informative for some.
Entertaining for others.
Any photo's?

 
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I just liked the title...🤔....the rest was too wordy and am into my third G&T to focus on reading.....🤔

No need to read. Conclusion is don't get married 😁
 
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And here I thought that Jayco had been resurrected from the Forum Graveyard.
I had topics galore, as well as photos of cats, gerbils, flashy cockatoos, unicorns, Hobbits and Mr Spock, all ready to add to the fray.
The things we do when we're bored out of our minds, when we've finished looking at our watch collections...
 
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Don’t know, bro. All I can think about is:

“I did magic and ventriloquism semi-professionally for years.”

Yeah, so did my wife and I am still saying what she wants me to say... it's ridiculous, wives are ridiculous,..hang on, gotta go, she's just got home...yes love...I'm here....coming...
 
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Husband and wife have an argument, he storms out of the house slamming the door.
Couple of hours later he returns to find all his belongings in the entrance porch.

He - 'What's all this about'.

She - 'You're leaving, that's your stuff, take it with you. I never want to see you again. I hope you live a miserable and painful rest of your life.'

He - 'You mean you want me to stay?'
 
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Anyone about to be married should remember to use the following 2 words regularly, for an easier life.
'YES DEAR'.
Saves a lot of arguments.
 
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Well in defense of wives my wife found this for me. Dropped it when I was using the microadjust on my constellation

 
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Anyone about to be married should remember to use the following 2 words regularly, for an easier life.
'YES DEAR'.
Saves a lot of arguments.
Also in marriage you have two options, you can be right, or you can be happy. You decide.