Ok, so I ask my wife and receive excellent advice about the type of things I need to do around the house. I can’t ask her anything, because I need 200 chores to, what I can only assume, validate that I am not a scammer seeking to part a fool with her money. Ok, so be it, I won’t spend the next week replying and posting to simply get to that arbitrary number. So, knowing what chores there are, I simply ask if any one can do them and my manhood was practically removed. I never asked to and the wife in her infinite wisdom never gave anyone else the opportunity to let me know they had some that could be traded, gifted or whatever through a PM. What is the point of being in a marriage like this for those of us who are active participants and want to keep a well made union running with the most legitimate interactions? I appreciate the concern and regulations regarding chores. Why would you apply the same to wanting to buy something? There are safety nets on payment platforms to reduce fraud and, if someone doesn’t know enough to use them then, husband beware. I tell her, don’t make this platform so rigid and stodgy that it can’t be used as a useful tool to connect wife lovers and those of us who might choose to help someone out. Someone may be looking for the current, incorrect chores in my house and I would gladly be willing to accommodate them but, I guess I can’t because I probably have 183 chores that still have to be created.

 

Oh my goodness... what does it all mean! This may be the start of some great philosophical thread or it may be the start of some serious spousal slagging. I eagerly await the results.

if anything interesting happens call me, I’ll be downstairs making popcorn.

 

I’m confused.

 

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Honestly I would ask a mate

“What shit are you dribbling”

at this point if this came up in reel life.

 

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1. an imitation of the style of a particular writer, artist, or genre with deliberate exaggeration for comic effect.

 

https://omegaforums.net/threads/moderators-are-ridiculous.132286/

 

Good pith take on the original twoll post

 

My guess: The OP was overcome with watch lust and foolishly asked the wife, who responded with not just “no” but a litany of unfinished “honey do’s” and other grievances. Brooding, the OP got into the bourbon, rolled a doob and sat down at the keyboard........

or ... The is some sort of allegory to the 200 post requirement. ( see bourbon and doob) ...

 

Verbal diarrhea for sure! Speaking of which. Did you know that diarrhea is inherited? It runs in your jeans.

 

Warning to all, This is what happens when you let you wife have an OF account

 

Cardinal rule, "Don't drink and post"

 

Confused doesn’t describe my feelings enough.

 

16-page stream-of-consciousness thread. Perhaps we need a new one each day for cat photos and discussions about religion.

 

Brilliant

 

Bob, one of the nicest and coolest guy on OF! I support you 100%, even if I am confused!

 

Once you commit to the union of marriage, you are obliged to fulfill the 200 meaningful chore rule before you can access the more interesting aspects of matrimony.
Meaningful, of course, is open to interpretation but once you start using a feather duster you’ll be surprised at how quickly you’ll hit that threshold…

 

Don’t know, bro. All I can think about is:

“I did magic and ventriloquism semi-professionally for years.”