Il start this thread specially its fathers day today. My wife surprised me yesterday with an RL polo shirt that paired perfectly with my ym40. But still need to wait for this book

 

Well...the wife unit [MacGyverette] stated that I needed some balls...so she gave me two WHAM-O Super Balls.

 

I got peace and quiet. Everybody went out for the day, leaving me home alone to smoke a fine cigar, drink Starbucks iced coffee, and nap as I saw fit. I couldn't ask for anything better!

As for balls, I have my own. I just have to ask my wife to take them out of her purse when I want to use them.

 

Wait... Isn't father's day in june? Did I miss it?

 

didn't you get anything?

 

Well I got something for my dad in June, but it's September now, so I'm confused. Wasn't it June 17th?

 

That’s when I thought too. Maybe it’s the slow internet speeds
https://omegaforums.net/threads/internet-speeds.79702/

 

Not a damn thing!

Then again, it would be news to me if I actually were a father...

 

No children of my own and my father thinks it's a load of "imported from America crap" just to make money and he would be annoyed if his children bought him something because of a phoney holiday. He is old and a bit of a moany old gitt at times but I do love him with all my heart and appreciate all he has done for me and my siblings. Happy fathers day when ever it may be.