Walrus
·The most perfect watch ever made, so they tell me- I wouldn’t say that but I hear people say that it is perfect, made of some super metal that’s impenetrable by space lasers or bad hombres- no, they can’t hurt that glorious watch. I would rather be wearing that watch that eaten by a shark- cause I don’t want to get anywhere near that shark or an electric car, coal power watches- but beautiful clean coal, you know they wash the coal with Dawn dish soap to get it clean, then they put it in the watch and it runs forever, don’t need a battery- just gleaming squeaky clean coal in the watch….