Being totally objective and not biased in any way, truly... I think I ought to win.
The reason for this is simply that Tom Selleck, the greatest stache that ever walked the Earth, is featured prominently in my photos for the contest or rather a faithful recreation of him. No one else has Tom Selleck in their photos!!!! If you “google” moustache two of the three first photos had Tom Selleck in them.
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