❅ Types of Watch Guys & Gals ❅

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The What's This Do???
Only wears chronographs, usually Breitlings. Take's him three tries to get the functions going, can't explain any of the writing but swears he uses them when he takes the ferry and flies commercial. (Many times a subcategory as the previously stated HODINKIST)

BIG WRIST little d%#*
Won't wear it unless it's 48mm or more, usually half your size but has "big wrists proportionally" (rolls eyes), comments on everybody else's watches possibly being women's watches, tucks his sleeves into his watch, even jacket sleeves -- especially for photos.

COMES FROM A GREAT WATCH CLAN
Only has watches his grandfather, father, long lost siamese uncle gave him from when they were 4 year old bankers in the great rolling plains of south london... until you see their ebay account and find out they bought it from a guy in Argentina last week.
 
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Grand WATCHMASTER PROFESSIONAL LE
Beyond having a great appreciation for precision timepieces, they often spend hours documenting and explaining intricate technical points and step-by-step elements of servicing watches. Time and time again they prove to be an extremely valuable resource for teaching the lesser members of OF and slowly expanding their understanding. They share openly what they know and often go to great lengths to answer honest questions asked with good intentions, but let an unscrupulous agent or flaky poser show up with poorly worded questions showing disregard for the passionate social order of watch afficienados, and they have been known to brandish punishing rebukes that quickly put a stop to any nonsense.
 
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The Wise Old Hand

Has just about every 4 digit Omega reference that ever existed, most of them in multiples, and all of them bought in the low to middling three figures more than a decade ago. Still quite can't believe that a single number 6 end link today costs the same as a 2998 did back when he started buying up dem old Speedmasters in 1995. Not so active on the collecting scene anymore due to an unexpectedly early retirement on the Caribbean islands
 
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The strap collector
For these guys it's more about the leather fetish than the watches. The Panerai guys are the hardcore of this group. These guys don't need watch boxes they need strap boxes. Mostly modern watches that they could change the look for a whole month. These guys are the ones that buy that green strap you would browse straight past.

( not to be confused with the NATO guys )

That's me 2

 
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The GREAT "ONE"
Somehow manages to avoid the common trap of becoming a collector of many varied timepieces and maintains in their posession only 1 quality watch that is worn daily and never rotated as there are no others to rotate with. Much like the mythological unicorn, on some level we like to believe it exists and there is an aspect of it that is appealing, yet none of us have seen one.
 
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It is just a passing thought but have you guys ever watched Thunderbirds and if so who do you want to be ?

www.classictv.info/show/characters.asp?show=21
I don't watch much TV (too busy dorking around with other stuff) so, no, I haven't watched (or heard of) Thunderbirds until now. I did click on the link that you provided and viewed the characters...I will say that I like their hats...very 'hatty' hats. 👍
 
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The It Was 20% Cheaper Last Year Guy
Can't bring himself to pull the trigger on a model which he missed out on a year ago and is now trading 20% higher (insert whichever percentage depending on your chosen hot brand). Instead starts focusing on other models/brands knowing they have risen too but at least he didn't see how much they were in the past.
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The double wrister - rarer these days, but occasionally seen in the wild...

Yeppers...saw one of those guys today...just a few minutes ago...😁

 
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The Scatter Gun Guy
Also known in some nations as "Sawn-Off Guy". Each of his watches is from a different brand. No two have the same name on the dial.
 
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The I'm not buying anything except for that £10K *insert brand here* watch. And even though I don't own a watch yet, my theoretical watch is 100 times better than the watches you have, because it costs £10k, guy.

I come across these a lot...
 
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The I'm not buying anything except for that £10K *insert brand here* watch. And even though I don't own a watch yet, my theoretical watch is 100 times better than the watches you have, because it costs £10k, guy.

I come across these a lot...

You must work in the City 😁
 
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You must work in the City 😁

I do... A sub category of this guy is the:

My watch is better than yours guy.

It doesn't matter which watch you happen to be wearing, his is better. There is no logic, no discussion, he has no interest in you, or anyone. He's just kind of a big deal. And so is his watch.
 
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The Vertically Challenged Alpha Male

Built on bijoux lines, with, perhaps, a tendency, to dramatically overcompensate, ( careless display of wealth / name dropping ), when seeking approval, & acceptance, .....masking true views, with either a persona of boyish insouciance, or barely concealed ill temper

Incidentally, & entirely unrelatedly.......Robert Downey Junior is 5' 8" tall
 
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The Vertically Challenged Alpha Male

Built on bijoux lines, with, perhaps, a tendency, to dramatically overcompensate, ( careless display of wealth / name dropping ), when seeking approval, & acceptance, .....masking true views, with either a persona of boyish insouciance, or barely concealed ill temper

Incidentally, & entirely unrelatedly.......Robert Downey Junior is 5' 8" tall

 
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The Existential Angst Guy:

Finds a watch he likes, buys it, straps it on his wrist, gets 15 seconds of joy, and then sighs and internally ponders what the point of the whole thing was, and then what the point of life is.
 
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The submariner guy
i made it and i bought a Rolex submariner because is the BEST WATCH IN THE WORLD.
All the successful people/cool guys/people in the movies have them!!!
Also did i mention that Rolex is the best watch in the world and there is nothing else that compares to the Rolex that is the best?
I see you have met my colleague. He fits this description 200% 😁.
 
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The sudoku
Or the man with a plan.
Often confused with the Addict.

1) Is in confirmation bias remission:
Grudgingly accepts that the game can be played outside the Omega sphere....buttheremustbearareomegathati'vemissedsomewhere.
2) Suffers from cognitive dissonance: I can complete this game vs I will be broke before I complete this game.
3) Cannot move on until the game is over.
4) Adhears strictly to the arbitrary rules
Gold, steel, bronze...titanium!
Seamaster, Speedmaster, Globemaster...Railmaster!
Date, Day-Date, Triple-Date....no date!
Absolutely hates duplication, never sells (see 3).
Now where is that manual wind, titanium cased 41mm Railmaster GMT, no Date Rattrapante?