The Justify My Speedmaster Purchase Guy
Tells all who will listen how he uses his Speedmaster in his daily life:
Times his soft boiled egg
Times his kids' time out
Times wife's labor contractions
Times anything on the grill
Times length that teenage daughter is on her cell phone
Times length that teenage son is gaming
Times how long it takes wife to get ready in the morning
Times commute to work
Times commute from work
Times halftime for all college and NFL games
Times length of all commercial flights that he's on
Times his exercise regimen
Knows what tachymeter is for - has never used it.
Occasionally uses watch to tell time.
The Justify My Speedmaster Purchase Guy
Tells all who will listen how he uses his Speedmaster in his daily life:
Times his soft boiled egg
Times his kids' time out
Times wife's labor contractions
Times anything on the grill
Times length that teenage daughter is on her cell phone
Times length that teenage son is gaming
Times how long it takes wife to get ready in the morning
Times commute to work
Times commute from work
Times halftime for all college and NFL games
Times length of all commercial flights that he's on
Times his exercise regimen
Knows what tachymeter is for - has never used it.
Occasionally uses watch to tell time.
The OMFG look at all the watches I must have them all NOW!
Buys all the watches... Gets bored of some of the watches... Sells some of the watches... Tries to slow down and work out what he wants... Buys more watches.
The Just One More, and I'm done!
Keeps buying "The One", loves each one every time he puts them on, but still longs for one more. Just one more, and I can stop. Justifies the purchase with, well this one has this or that feature, shape, size or color. Does not sell any. Really really wants to stop! Maybe this type is The Addict...
The Justify My Speedmaster Purchase Guy
Tells all who will listen how he uses his Speedmaster in his daily life:
Times his soft boiled egg
Times his kids' time out
Times wife's labor contractions
Times anything on the grill
Times length that teenage daughter is on her cell phone
Times length that teenage son is gaming
Times how long it takes wife to get ready in the morning
Times commute to work
Times commute from work
Times halftime for all college and NFL games
Times length of all commercial flights that he's on
Times his exercise regimen
Knows what tachymeter is for - has never used it.
Occasionally uses watch to tell time.
. Guilty of many offenses.
