Browsing through the endless listings of crap watches on the big net I sometimes (too often) come across watches that does things to my eyesight and stomach!
I know that what makes me want to poke my own eyeballs out with a stick may actually be to other peoples liking. I leave that to themselves and potentially their shrinks!

Now Guys and Gals; Bring on the Bad & Ugly ones!


I will start of with this "beauty"... Is someone actually wearing these???

 

Anything with a Deisel brand on it.

And here's my contribution

 

The price on the next one may prove a tad higher than the Invicta above. Quality wise I am sure it is very good, but I can still not see any MAN I know wear this without trying to chew his own arm off:

 

here's two horror stories, to be fair the Roger Dubuis was a sales target prize but no excuse for the Azimuth.

 

My avatar is right up there with the above.

 

Yo!

 

By now, everyone knows of the leopard Daytona:




However, not everyone knows about these monstrosities:





I used to do press releases on a different forum for Blancpain, Breguet, Maurice Lacroix, and MB&F. No bull, these were the straw that broke the camel's back for me. I quit doing any promotional material after those.

 

This is quite nice, swan dial and everything, but perhaps too much going on on the bezel, I dunno

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I was about to ask where I could buy that - my wife likes owls. Then I googled it, saw the price and remembered that I got her $70 worth of flowers last week.

 

"Honey, would you like a condo near the beach or a pink owl watch?"

 

anything at either FZWatches or OCWATCHCO

 

Granted it's a little large, but I don't know that I would include this in the list of "Nightmares".